Top 10 Reasons Not To Turn Your Back on Reagan

10. She enjoys trying to climb up on the kitchen trash can.

9. She will eat anything off the floor. She is only 10 months and already she has eaten leaves, lint, my hair, and dirt.

8. She will pull up to stand in the bathtub. Multiple times per bath. Never turn your back on that, I have learned.

7. The computer chair in our room is rather fascinating. That surprises me. It swivlels, unfortunately.

6. She likes to throw on the floor a plaster of paris mold of Christ that is in our book shelf. I guess I better move that.

5. She is a pretty fast crawler, end of story.

4. She has become fascinated with toilet paper and realizes that if she pulls on it, it will unravel. I can already smell disaster there. **Note to self: always keep that door closed.

3. She insists on helping me load/unload the dishwasher. Her version is to grab hold of the bottom shelf and slam it back and forth as hard as she can.

2. She likes to slither off couches, beds, anything that is above ground. I don't think she realizes that falling will hurt!

...and the #1 reason not to turn your back is...

Her shoe fetish! Matt and I both agree on this one. She loves the shoe rack in our front entry. She plays with laces, picks the shoe up and throws it, and best of all, will munch on it (I usually grab her before this one, no worries!)

There you have it, folks. I am on my way to watch a 1/2 hour of Dancing with the Stars, then a Food Network special on San Juan, Puerto Rico.